I enjoy a good laugh as much if not more than the next person. No all of which are worth the 10 – 30 seconds to read. However, just the other day I read one that I wanted to share with you. After first thought, I thought my friend had wrote a book until I busted out in laughter and realized it was a forward. For you avid golfers, feel free to copy and paste the text and send it off to your golf buddies.
How Many Copies Are You Good For?
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 14 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out.
I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I’m hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.
The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply sending certified funds to my address. Don’t wait until they’re all gone !!!!
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 – Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14- When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl
and Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
A friend follow up with this email:
“You forgot about how to 3-putt from 5 feet or why all 20+ handicappers should buy Pro V1’s”
That’s good golf humor.
Enjoy
