Yesper Parnevik a PGA Tour Veteran had introduced Tiger to his wife Elin and has a close connection with the Woods family. For many years Elin worked for Yesper and his wife as a Nanny. She traveled around the global to various golf events and helped care for their children. The Parnevik family developed and still has a strong bond with Elin. After the Tiger scandal surfaced reporters naturally sought out Mr. Parnevik for a response the to the alleged affair Mr. Woods had with his mistress.
Fans reaction to both the Woods scandal and Mr. Parnevik’s response are mixed. It can be argued that intense and negative coverage of Woods is enough punishment alone for the crime.
Tiger now less a week removed from his 2:33 A.M. car accident has responded to the rumors which have been swirling around the internet. His statement sells his guilt and make one wonder how much more to the story there actually is.
Last week after Tiger made national news with his 2:33 a.m. car accident. Tiger later released a statement on his website, (www.TigerWoods.com) about what happened. Tiger said “This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible”. From the incident and his statement, many were left suspicious while others believe Tiger should be able to keep his private life private. Nearly a week after the incident, several credible reports surfaced about Tiger being unfaithful to his international supermodel wife. As of today, reports are now saying Tiger has up to 3 different mistresses. Below is a Youtube club of a voivemail Tiger left to 23 year old Jaimee Grubbs (most recent girlfriend) after his wife Eileen became suspicious. Take a listen.
If your like me, you can appreciate a good laugh. A good golf related laugh laugh is even better. A recent hit among golfers is the eTrade talking baby commercial. The golf related ad first aired during the Super Bowl in January of 2009.
Another great video (posted below) also available on You Tube is Robin Williams on golf. This video is rated-R for vulgar language.
I enjoy a good laugh as much if not more than the next person. No all of which are worth the 10 – 30 seconds to read. However, just the other day I read one that I wanted to share with you. After first thought, I thought my friend had wrote a book until I busted out in laughter and realized it was a forward. For you avid golfers, feel free to copy and paste the text and send it off to your golf buddies.
How Many Copies Are You Good For?
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 14 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out.
I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I’m hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.
The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply sending certified funds to my address. Don’t wait until they’re all gone !!!!
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 – Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14- When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl
and Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
A friend follow up with this email:
“You forgot about how to 3-putt from 5 feet or why all 20+ handicappers should buy Pro V1’s”
Sydney Australia, John Daly smashed a spectators camera into a tree during a 6-over 78 first round at the Australian Open.
Daly continues to add to his resume of screw-ups and mishaps. Upon finding the ball he pushed far right on his final hole, he was obviously frustrated. At which point, he was approached by a spectator. According to Daly, he was snapping pictures from within six inches of his face. Daly quickly snatched the spectators’ camera, and threw it against a tree during a 6-over 78 in the first round.
Daly traveled to Australia for a three-tournament trip. All of which he missed the cut.
Daly is having a bad year, in fact, his career quickly on the decline. This is the first of many obstructions in his tenure on the PGA Tour. Just this year, Daly spent the night in jail on October 27th. According to police, he was found intoxicated and uncooperative outside of a Hooters restaurant in North Carolina.
Daly is trying to finish the year on a positive note, which in his career have been few and far between. Daly hasn’t earned a tour card since 2006. In 2008 Daly made only five cuts in 17 tournaments and has earned %56,000 on the PGA Tour .
The two-time major winner, has quickly fallen down the rankings to 719. With a plethora of excuses, mishaps, misfortunes, bad luck, bad attitude, stupid decisions, addictions, a lack of work ethic and self discipline, it looks like Mr. John Daly has a rain cloud over his head. Until some drastic changes are made………………………………..again, golf may not be in his future.
It has been announced, Paul Ainger will not return as the U.S. team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup to be played in Wales.
Azinger told the Associated Press last Monday “It ain’t gonna be me, I am not the captain” Sounds like a disappointed and discouraged Azinger is you ask me.
The announcement comes as a surprise as Azinger lead the American team the their first win in a decade. Labeled as Captain American during the event, Azinger was an innovative captain. When handed control of the team he made immediate plans to make changes. Starting with the player selection process, He approached the PGA and persuaded the board to change the qualification process. Set exclusively on money earnings with more weight on the four majors. Azinger also chose a record high four captain’s picks.
Upon arrival at Valhalla, Azinger divided the team by personality traits into three pods. The three groups played and practiced together including matches. Even without an ailing Tiger Woods, the American team won by a decisive margin in a 16 1/2 to 11 1/2 victory.
Azinger proved his worth and most believe he deserved to be the 2010 captain. He went above and beyond his expectations which payed off. Truth is, maost American team players such as: Phil Mickelson and Justin Leonard have been lobbying for Azinger to return. Lobbying or not, Azinger is out and Corey Pavin is sitting in 2010 Ryder Cup captains chair
Corey Pavin, a playing member of three U.S. Ryder Cup teams with a 8-5-0 overall record. Pavin becomes only the 26Th U.S. Ryder Cup captain. Pavin like Azinger has a brilliant resume. Pavin has 15 PGA tour victories including the 1995 U.S. Open. Although Azinger equally qualified would be a worth second selection, the Americans haven’t had the same captain since Ben Hogan in 1947 and 1949.
PGA of American president Jim Remy said “We have so many great players who have earned the right to be a Ryder Cup captain that we want to make sure that we support them and hopefully not leave any great player behind”
The decision sounds to be based more upon fairness opposed to production. A surprising choice considering we as Americans want to win more than we care about being fair. Although winning is important the PGA cares about the integrity of the game first.
The divorce between General Motors and Tiger Woods raises many questions. One might wonder what the future of golf and PGA tour endorsements offer.
How will this affect the Buick Open, Buick Invitational and other GM sponsored events?
How will the a poor economy affect the PGA Tour over the next several years?
Is the Buick endorsement the first of many cutbacks for players on tour?
Whats next for the auto industry?
More importantly, who will pony up and endorse Tigers staff bag?
Most including myself are uncertain the answer to these questions. However, I do know its going to make for an interesting 2009 season on the PGA Tour.
Equipment Manufacturers & Tour Endorsements
Rumors in the golf industry have been floating around about many major equipment manufacturers possibly cutting their endorsement deals with various tour players. With consumer spending and sales down, there be a reduction the number of endorsements and spending. Although this is unlikely to effect the big names players, those low on the money list and who play on mini-tours will likely feel the effect immediately. The downturn in the economy is widely responsible. Some manufacturers have reported sales down double digits for 2008. Today, nobody is immune to the economic downturn. Now is where manufactureres in all industries are attempting to cut out the fat. Even the big four will soon begin to cut and reduce endorsements. At that point, a trend will be created and followed by many in golf and similar industries.
What about Tigers bag? Some expect to see an American automakers logo on his staff bag. We will find out when he feels ready to make his return. With 2009 likely out for Mr. Woods, there is plenty of time. Dozens of fortune 500 companies are drooling at the opportunity to cook up an endorsement deal. Don’t rule out, foreign automotive companies. One of which could potentially be the Buick replacement. However, any one of his current endorsements could make a push for his staff bag such as:
E.A. Sports
Nike
Tag Heuer
Although it is unlikely a superstar of his caliber not sell the rights to their staff bag, it wouldn’t be a complete surprise to see Tiger go with the all Black Nike staff bag. Lets face it, Tiger wants to be wanted, what superstar doesn’t. Even in a down economy a Tiger endorsement could be the equivalent to striking gold for another company.
The $6 Million Dollar Man
In his career, Tiger Woods was said to earn over $6 Million in endorsements alone. This more than:
Wheaties – 10th best selling box overall
Asahi Coffee – yeah that’s right, just google it
Golf Digest
Tag Heuer
American Express
Appearence Fees
The First Tee
Upper Deck
Nike Golf
Net Jets – Aviation Company
Accenture
Gillette
Gatorade
Tiger Woods Designs – Not an endorsement, just another branch of the Tiger Woods Empire.
Many economists have recently classified the current state of our economy as a recession. Many believe that for the auto industry, the recession started more than a year ago. U.S. automaker General Motors has been rumored for several weeks to be dropping their current Tiger Woods endorsement. Today, truth has became reality as GM pulled the plug on the endorsement with 2009 still remaining on the contract. The deal is said to have ended in mutual consent. On the side of Tiger, he has been quoted as wanting more time for himself, his wife and young daughter.
Just days after GM announced the release of Tiger Woods, Fred Couples appears to be the next big name on the chopping block. Couples has been with Cadillac for 16 years. Cadillac a division of GM is currently evaluating the endorsement deal. Although the couples deal is said to be worth less than half the Woods deal, it’s hard to imagine Couples, 49 years of age has more immunity than woods. Even though his best playing days are behind him, his charismatic swagger and silky smooth swing continues to attract galleries.
Most of this should come as no surprise as General Motors is currently facing bankruptcy and lobbying the government for a $25 billion buyout to save the company and jobs of thousands of hardworking Americans. The endorsements of Woods and Couples eclipse only $10 million and although the elimination of both may not be enough to save the company, it is certainly a step in the right direction.
Some tour players were: upset, nervous, and maybe a bit scared. Either way, many of them were deeply concerned about the drug testing and the future of golf. Is it possible that performance enhancing drugs could change the face of the golf the way it has with Major League Baseball. The LPGA tour testing Annika Sorenstam twice this this season upon her final her final tournament before retirement. Can we trust the players of this honorable game. Or is this the magnitude of what lies ahead.
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Posted by Chris Burns 
